12.28.2006

One Last Bad Santa Image for 2006

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He's small, he's tiny, he's sneaky too ... be very very quiet ... I think the jolly old elf is sneaking away ... probably until Christmas 2007. A click on the banner - for a listen, a click on the man for the store.

Click the following to see all my Big Bad Santas Christmas Collection

t00-m0ch,
Chris

christophercarder.com

song: Still Shoebox - Keeping it free until New Years! Just hit play and you can download the song from right here:



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all mp3 downloadable songs priced: @1.35 or register for free and they're $1.00
current release TRUST $15.00 (order online or via snail mail)

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12.27.2006

You Came Along

Just a reminder to all to please go check out my song, You Came Along, at heirchex.com

You Came Along is being featured at HeirChex. Every time you check out my song, it counts as a hit (or vote for my song - hint hint). You can listen to the song here: You Came Along OR check out my hit count by scrolling down to the song on this page.
t00-m0ch,
Chris

christophercarder.com

song:

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all mp3 downloadable songs priced: $1.00
current release TRUST $15.00 (order online or via snail mail)

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12.26.2006

Chris Carder Music Online : My Top 10 Songs 2006

Chris Carder's Music Online Top 10 2006

  1. Shoebox
  2. Dance For You
  3. California Dreamer
  4. You Came Along
  5. Someone Like Me
  6. Sing Your Song
  7. Anything
  8. Life's Too Short
  9. You Can Call On Him
  10. Strange And Wonderful; Wise Thing To Do;
Chris Carder's Music Online Top songs by month 2006
January 2006 top song: California Dreamer
February 2006 top song: California Dreamer
March 2006 top song: California Dreamer
April 2006 top song: Dance For You
May 2006 top song: Dance For You
June 2006 top song: Dance For You
July 2006 top song: Sing Your Song
August 2006 top song: Sing Your Song
September 2006 top song: Dance For You
October 2006 top song: You Can Call On Him
November 2006 top song: Shoebox
December 2006 top song: Shoebox

The rest of Chris Carder's Online Music
(listed from highest to lowest of my remaining songs online)
these stats from project opus and heirchex

What I am seeing in this...
1. Shoebox (from TRUST) is barely out there for one month (as a free download)...
2. You Came Along (from TRUST) has been out for almost 3 months
3. The following songs are oldies of mine (with the exception of You Came Along) - and have never topped out a month and yet they're in the top ten songs:
4. the following songs are in the bottom of the rankings ... yet they get comments and sales:
but, enough about me ... I will be posting my Top Favorite Songs and Top Favorite Artists very soon as well.

t00-m0ch,
Chris

christophercarder.com

song: shoebox (it's still free - I may continue it's free status as an extended release through new years day. If you haven't heard it - click the link - download a free copy on me as a belated Christmas gift :-)

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all mp3 downloadable songs priced: $1.35, sign up with opus and they're $1.00
current release TRUST $15.00 (order online or via snail mail)

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12.19.2006

At The Rudyard Kipling with James Casto

Already been a week since I had the pleasure of opening for James Casto at The Rudyard Kipling in Louisville, Kentucky. Casto is based out of the metro Atlanta area and does extensive touring. I have had the great privilege of knowing James for many years. It was a joy to hear him singing his newest tunes from his CD simply titled 'James Casto'. Of the many songs he played my favorites were 'Courageous', 'Million to One', 'Save the World' and 'Grateful'. You can purchase his songs at website.

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James travels on the road with saxaphonist Matt Blanchard. Matt's main gig is Jerseyband but has come alongside Casto's piano licks to add a wonderful compliment.

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It was a great night. After our shows we listened to a jazz band while we ate. When the band opened the floor up for visiting musicians, Matt joined in with his sax.....totally awesome. I was blown away as was everyone else in the room.
It was a wonderfully refreshing night for me, especially just being there while James shared Jesus throughout the night. I can not wait to see him again.



t00-m0ch,
Chris

christophercarder.com

song:

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all mp3 downloadable songs priced: $1.00
current release TRUST $15.00 (order online or via snail mail)

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12.17.2006

That's what Christmas is all about Charlie Brown (the video)

Linus has explained, need more be said:



vid link

t00-m0ch,
Chris

christophercarder.com

song: just click play and download the song from right here ... for free 'til Christmas 2006:



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all mp3 downloadable songs priced: $1.00
current release TRUST $15.00 (order online or via snail mail)

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Bad Christmas Images (found on the net) part III


so when does the dancing santa have time to make toys?

part II

t00-m0ch,
Chris

christophercarder.com

song: shoebox

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all mp3 downloadable songs priced: $1.00
current release TRUST $15.00 (order online or via snail mail)

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12.16.2006

Hilarious Christmas Bird Video

This video is one of the funniest running around this Christmas:



direct link to vid: Christmas Bird

t00-m0ch,
Chris

christophercarder.com

song: yep - shoebox - free download for Christmas - get yours and tell a friend ... thanks!

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all mp3 downloadable songs priced: $1.00
current release TRUST $15.00 (order online or via snail mail)

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12.15.2006

Bad Christmas Images (found on the net) part II

bad santa christmas

boogie oogie santaboogie oogie santa!?! let the Christmas badness continue...

part I o' the bad Christmas pics!

t00-m0ch,
Chris

christophercarder.com

song: (for a change) stop by TMR's Strange and Wonderful page

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all mp3 downloadable songs priced: $1.00
current release TRUST $15.00 (order online or via snail mail)

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12.14.2006

Chris Carder Vanity Searching Two (a quickie)

Just a quick return to vanity searching (which began in this post).

The obvious search Google - with something I had not thought of, "remove spaces," and voila! there seems to be odd results not found before: Search ChristopherCarder

Plus: a new batch search.

For those fellow bloggers and blog friends not into MyBlogLog yet check out the buzz on Carder. Come aboard, it's fun and an interesting way to meet people online.


t00-m0ch,
Chris

christophercarder.com

song:

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all mp3 downloadable songs priced: $1.00
current release TRUST $15.00 (order online or via snail mail)

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12.13.2006

Bad Christmas Images (found on the net)


... and so it begins, the first installment of bad christmas images found online. Rocking santa isn't the best (among the worst) but just a start (boogie oogie santa will be a contender ... no doubt about it).

Offered all in fun.

Merry Christmas to all...

t00-m0ch,
Chris

christophercarder.com

song: still pushing shoebox ... it's a free download until Christmas!



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all mp3 downloadable songs priced: $1.00
current release TRUST $15.00 (order online or via snail mail)

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12.12.2006

Chestnuts roasting, open fires, dumbs jokes, and puns

she said, "light up the house for Christmas"

20 bad jokes

[disclaimer: there are 20 bad jokes below ... reader be aware]

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was brilliant!

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says,
"I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm
and says:" A beer please, and one for the road."

5. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

6. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."

7. An invisible man marries an invisible woman.
The kids were nothing to look at either.

8. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.

9. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

10. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident.
He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"

11. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.

12. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

13. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly,
so they lit a fire in the craft.
Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that
you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

14. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel
and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office
and asked them to disperse.
"But why," they asked, as they moved off.
"Because", he said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

15. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal."
The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes
she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds,
They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

16. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail
and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him ..(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).....
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

17. There was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh.
No pun in ten did.

18. Who sings "Love Me Tender" and makes Christmas toys?
Santa's little Elvis

19. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!

20. What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia!

t00-m0ch,
Chris

christophercarder.com
current release available online: TRUST

songs: Have a Strange and Wonderful Christmas (the album - check it out)

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all mp3 downloadable songs priced: $1.00
current release TRUST $15.00 (order online or via snail mail)

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12.11.2006

There, That's Much Better...

Just re-thinking this, "How Much is Your Blog Worth" from my last post...


My blog is worth $322,491,693.62.
There That's Much Better!



t00-m0ch,
Chris

christophercarder.com

song: shoebox (again, it's free for Christmas)

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all mp3 downloadable songs priced: $1.00
current release TRUST $15.00 (order online or via snail mail)

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12.09.2006

Chris Carder's Blog : that's all it's worth?!!

Something tells me ... this is either way too little or way too much?


My blog is worth $1,693.62.
How much is your blog worth?




t00-m0ch,
Chris

christophercarder.com

song: Shoebox (free download as a Christmas Gift to you)

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all mp3 downloadable songs priced: $1.00
current release TRUST $15.00 (order online or via snail mail)

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12.07.2006

Mission Minded : a world prayer map in a blog post...

This should work, a bit of code pasted in this post should produce "a world prayer map" in a single blog post. If this doesn't work, there will only be a huge blank space below and I'll have to fix it later.

Here goes:

World Prayer


Be sure to listen to my song mission minded (follow the song link below) also, feel free to stop by my guestbook and leave me a word, thought, comment, etc.

t00-m0ch,
Chris

christophercarder.com

song: Mission Minded

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all mp3 downloadable songs priced: $1.00
current release TRUST $15.00 (order online or via snail mail)

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12.06.2006

I Found Myself Online : a vanity search

look ma, I'm on the internet


Vanity Searching
Ever do a vanity search - or a friend search? You know, you plug in your name or the name of a friend or two and then see if you can find stuff about yourself (or your friends) online.

Crazy Haired Chris Carder found online

Here's a Great One to Try
Queryster Batch Search is one of those great ways to do a vanity, friend, or topic search. Here is an example of one about myself. Check it out - each tab across the top is a search query and the drop down menu on the top right is different search engines.

Me with guitar - duh...

Anyway here's the link:


t00-m0ch,
Chris

christophercarder.com

song: You Came Along mp3 sample
of course you can listen to the full track at heirchex and download a copy if you would like

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all mp3 downloadable songs priced: $1.00
current release TRUST $15.00 (order online or via snail mail)

be sure to get your Christmas gift ... a free download of my song: Shoebox

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